• baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
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shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

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steamchampion:

Nothing instills more panic than loosing control of a bouncy ball inside your house.

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usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.

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